Saturday, February 17, 2007

The Agloco Pyramid is top heavy.

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Cannon Bonar Cannon is AGLOCO's ambassador within the teenage community. Currently a student at Central Middle School, he will represent our teen Members (and he tried hard to think of a cool-looking name for our company).

GT: OMG, a middle school student came up with the name? I don't want my kids involved with this company! Why is a pyramid scheme targeting kids anyway?

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Anne Sophie Mayos Anne-Sophie handles AGLOCO's website and her sense of style makes sure it is always up to date. Originally from Paris, she designed media information sites for millions of online users at France's leading television channel.

GT: In my opinion, the website like the scheme is cheesy. I know this because I come from the cheese state. hehe

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Steve de Bonvoisin Steve coordinates AGLOCO's communication and strategy implementation. Originally from Belgium, he has lived and worked on four continents and brings experience in economic consulting and as a reporter for a leading economic newspaper. He is attending Stanford's Graduate School of Business.

GT: Why does an internet company need someone who has worked on four continents?

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Jim Jorgensen Founder of AllAdvantage and Discovery Zone. Jim's experience of paying $100 million to members in 1999 and pioneering the “returning value to Internet users” idea, is an invaluable source in guiding AGLOCO's new Development Team members.

GT: They paid out $100 Millions dollars, Spent the other $100 Million on themselves and the company tanked. Good one!

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Trey Reasonover Trey is our in-house community dynamics specialist. He became a Web 2.0 addict after working as a strategy consultant, and attends Stanford's Graduate School of Business.

GT: A Web 2.0 addict? I guess that is better than drugs.

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Javier Alvira Javier is our in-house blogger expert. A native of Spain, he worked as an engineer in telecommunications around Europe before joining Stanford's Graduate School of Business.

GT: In house blogger expert? He should be renamed to in-house propaganda spreader and chief brain washer.

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Ray Everett-Church Ray was the world's first corporate Chief Privacy Officer, pioneering the field of corporate privacy professionals. An attorney and technology expert, he is responsible for ensuring the privacy and security of AGLOCO's Member information and providing guidance on privacy and anti-spam issues.

GT: Let's see, installing adware on your computer, giving them your private information, and polluting the internet with people spreading agloco's pseudo gospel. Does not sound like they are too concerned about your privacy and spam.

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Sam Flax Sam is AGLOCO's Chief Architect for the design of our economic network. Sam's 30 years in Russia and then 20 years in the US give to AGLOCO a unique perspective on managing and implementing our database.

GT: The only thing they are keeping track of in their database is you. It's 1984 all over again.

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Dan Jorgensen Dan is AGLOCO's Member recruiting coordinator. He worked in sports marketing and online advertising before helping AGLOCO create its network.

GT: If AGLOCO lives on its user base getting referrals to grow its network, why does it need a recruiting coordinator?

It looks like all these salaries are just more parasites to a money hungry worthless organization. My prediction: This company will be out of business by 2010. If these people even exist, they will be rich and you will still be poor.

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